Script for 3X3 Eyes OVA vol 2 This is an S.V. II Chicago production. (c) 1991 D Fleming. Translated on 91.11.13. Formatted for use with TurboTitle (name [spc] quote) Forward any comments, suggestions, or the loads o' corrections to: Dave Fleming -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yakumo I'm Yakumo Fujii, age 16. Yakumo I was just a regular high-schooler, but that all changed when my life was saved by Pai, Yakumo a creature called a triclops with the power of eternal life. Pai Yakumo! C'mon! Hurry up! Yakumo Pai wants to become human, but, to do that, she needs the Statue of Humanity... Yakumo But, it vanished into the sky, carrying a tracker placed in it by Ling-Ling of the Yogekisha. Yakumo So I left the matter of the statue to Ling-Ling and the others, Yakumo as Pai and I returned to my regular life back in Japan... TITLE "Yakumo's Story" Yakumo Hey, Pai! Breakfast's ready! Wake up, will ya! Yakumo Geez, Pai -- how long are you gonna sleep? Yakumo What're you looking at? Pai This picture Yakumo's in. Yakumo That? That's a picture of everybody when we were out on a road trip. Pai Who are they? Yakumo My pals. Pai Pals? Yakumo Well, we go to school together, have fun together, eat together, take trips together... Yakumo You know -- pals. Pai Like friends, you mean... Yakumo What? You knew? Pai Sure! Pai's got a pal, too! Yakumo You idiot! Don't do that in here! Yakumo That's a pal, huh? Not a face I'd like to see in the morning... Yakumo Well, I'm going to school... Pai Pai wants to go, too! Yakumo No way! I'll be back soon, so just wait here! Yakumo Looks like I'll be walking from now on... Yakumo Guess I'd better get moving... Yakumo I bet everyone'll be surprised that I've turned into an immortal hero... Pal1 What's with this "immortal hero" crap? Pal1 That's your excuse for breaking your promise to take a road trip with us? Yakumo Watch it! You don't know anything about it! Yakumo Dammit, Ta-chan -- I was fighting monsters in Hong Kong! Pal2 Hmmm, no fever... Yakumo C'mon, Hide... Yakumo Hey, Saru, you've gotta believe me! Saru I'll believe you if you give me a souvenir from Hong Kong... Yakumo You guys don't believe me?! Principal Hey! You four! Pal1 This is all your fault, Yakumo. Natsuko Standing outside again, huh, guys? Yakumo Hey, Natsuko -- it's been a while! Natsuko Yeah, right! Natsuko Is it true, what everyone's been saying? That you went to Hong Kong? Natsuko That tears it! Natsuko Just kidding! I'm not mad! How 'bout taking this #2 tour? Pal1 Nope. Not only did the twerp ditch us and go to Hong Kong, he took out a loan, Pal1 and he even managed to trash his scooter... We can't go anywhere. Yakumo Sorry. Natsuko This sucks! Pal1 Well? Pal2 OK! Looks like there's enough usable stuff. Natsuko So we can head out to Karuizawa the Saturday after next! Pal3 OK! Let's fix this sucker! Pal2 That plug's still good -- clean it up a bit! Natsuko Fujii-kun! Natsuko This seat looks OK -- let's take it off! Pal0 Hey, Yakumo -- take care of this rust, will ya? Yakumo Sure, sure, sure, sure.... Saru Hey, Yakumo. Saru I'm thirsty. Natsuko Me, too. Pal0 Me, too! Yakumo And guess who gets stuck with the leg work... Natsuko What're you grinning about? Yakumo All this teamwork -- I was just thinking that I've gotta be in Japan... Natsuko Oh, geez -- spare me! Get going! Yakumo OK, OK! I'm on my way! Yakumo Road trip the week after next, huh? Sounds cool! Pai Fool! Yakumo The triclops? Pai What are you doing? What about your promise to make Pai human? Yakumo Hey! The Statue of Humanity disappeared, and I DID go to Hong Kong, right? What can I do? Yakumo I've got school! Pai Yakumo, we're leaving this place. Pai You're a zombie -- you'll never be able to lead the life of a normal human. Pai If this keeps up, your confidence will be shattered. Yakumo No way! Natsuko What're you doing? Hurry up with that juice! Pai Believe me, Yakumo -- by the week after next, you won't have your old life. Natsuko No way! Did you see that?! Kermit The triclops! Natsuko What was that girl? She had three eyes! Yakumo Natsuko... That was... Yakumo Look out! Natsuko! Kermit You're... not... the triclops! Yakumo Bastard! Who the hell're you? Put down Natsuko! Kermit You're a zombie, huh? Where's the triclops? Yakumo The triclops? What do you want with her? Kermit I'm going to eat her flesh and drink her blood -- just like this! Yakumo Stop! Kermit Don't mess with me! Kermit Falling for that -- what an incompetent... Yakumo Bastard! Yakumo Let go of Natsuko! Kermit If you tell me where the triclops is, I'll spare the girl's life. Pai Keep your place, scum. Yakumo The triclops! Kermit I've finally found it! Kermit It looks delicious! Kermit I'll eat you and become immortal! Kermit I'll be immortal, and then I'LL give the orders! Pai How typical... Pal1 What happened? Pal1 Natsuko! Hey! Yakumo Natsuko... You're safe... Great... Pai Understand, Yakumo? You're leaving this place with me. Yakumo What's she talking about? Yakumo Pai, you idiot -- going outside as the triclops... Yakumo She should try to be a bit less conspicuous... Yakumo Mama! Mama, are you there? Mama Asshole! Stop pounding on my door! Mama What? Yakumo? Yakumo Hey,sorry... Yakumo Mama, that mud pack nearly scared me to death... and I'm immortal... Mama This is terrible... Have the police been here yet? Yakumo The police? Well, I thought that maybe Pai finally... Mama Pai's over at my place. Mama She was hungry and cold, so I let her in. Yakumo Mama, the truth is... Mama I can't believe it... Mama All that about Pai having two personalities and three eyes, Mama and you becoming immortal... Yakumo I still can't really believe it, myself, but the truth is the truth... Mama You've been an idiot since you were a kid, but you've never been a liar... Mama You wouldn't make up something like that as a joke. Mama So, you're saying that the things that're after Pai trashed your place? Yakumo My old man was the one who believed in monsters -- why is this happening to ME? Mama Can't go back to the good old days, huh? Mama It's like Pai said -- until you end this by becoming human again, you won't be able to lead a normal life. Yakumo No way... Mama This city's got too many lies in it... Mama Everybody works hard, chasing after their petty dreams... Mama That life might be bad... but if you throw it away, where do you end up? Mama Like me... Yakumo Wait up! Yakumo Where'd you guys go? I've been looking for you! Yakumo Just kidding! Yakumo Thanks for yesterday -- the scooter works great! I'm looking forward to heading out to Karuiza! Pal1 Well, hey, I'm running late! Pal1 See ya! Pal2 M..me too! Yakumo Hey, Natsuko! Yakumo You OK? Natsuko Sorry! Daremo No way! Daremo Really?! Saru Yeah! Saru A bridge fell on Yakumo yesterday, and man, was he messed up -- but he was still moving! Onna What d'you mean? Saru I don't think that the Fujii walking around now is the real one! Onna What is he, then? Saru A monster! Yakumo A monster? Yakumo Saru, listen to me! Saru Forgive me! I'm sorry! I didn't mean it! Yakumo Listen to me! Saru, I... Saru Save me! Yakumo Well, I guess the only thing I can do is leave... Pai What're you doing, Yakumo? Yakumo What're YOU doing, surprising me like that? Pai Pai wants to go to school, so Pai's going! Pai wants to make lots of friends, just like Yakumo! Yakumo I don't know what the hell I'm supposed to be feeling right now... Yakumo Gimme a fucking break! Thanks to you, I've lost all my friends! Pai You didn't lose your friends! You've got lots of friends at school! Pai Pai's going to school! Pai Is Yakumo coming, too? Yakumo Maybe I said too much... Yakumo She's right, I guess... I'll have to go looking for the Statue of Humanity, Yakumo so I can become human again and come back soon... Yakumo Guess it's time to say goodbye. Natsuko Didn't you have three eyes? Pai You're one of the people in the picture! You're Yakumo's friend, right! Natsuko Y..yeah. Pai I'm Pai. Natsuko What happened to Fujii-kun? You know something about it, don't you? Natsuko What are you to him? Pai Pai... Pai is... Pai Are you that worried about Yakumo? Natsuko I'm worried. Natsuko What do you think about him? Pai Yakumo, huh? Pai He's my slave. Yakumo S..slave?! Pai My clan is able to use magic to conceal our great power... Pai But every time we use our magic, the body must sleep. Pai During that time, we are unable to protect ourselves. Pai That is the purpose of the indestructible zombies -- tools for protection. Yakumo T..this ain't funny... Natsuko Then make a zombie out of someone who's stronger -- who's better at fighting! Natsuko Turn Fujii-kun back to normal! Please! Pai What? Yakumo So you think I'm just a tool, too, huh, Pai? Natsuko I'M the tool! Yakumo You're still alive, you bastard? Kermit When I become immortal, I won't make a powerless incompetent into my zombie... Yakumo Turn Natsuko back to normal, you asshole! Kermit That won't happen 'til I die. Yakumo Shit! Kermit I'm going to blast you into pieces so small that you won't be able to regenerate! Kermit You're mine! Yakumo T..triclops... Pai Takuhi! Yakumo What about Natsuko? Yakumo Why?! Why hasn't she turned back to normal?! Kermit Fool! That was only a part of me! Yakumo What? Kermit I've been inside the girl all along! Kermit This girl's life is in my hands... If you want to save her, turn me into a zombie! Yakumo I haven't got the power to do that! Kermit Then the triclops can do it... Kermit What's the problem? She's going to die soon! Yakumo Stop! Yakumo Triclops -- make him immortal! Pai Nope. Who would make a zombie out of scum like that? Yakumo Triclops! Save Natsuko! Pai Are you trying to give ME orders? Yakumo Please! I don't care what happens to me, but please save Natsuko! Please! Pai Whether that girl lives or dies, it's no concern of mine. Yakumo Hey, monster -- you want an immortal body, I'll give you one! Whatever you've gotta do, take mine! Kermit Very well. Yakumo Goodbye, everybody. Goodbye, Pai. Pai Fool! If you're my slave, why don't you start acting like one? Yakumo Triclops... Yakumo I'm sorry, everybody... I put you all in danger. I'm going to be leaving Japan. Yakumo Let's go, Pai. Pai Pai knows these people! You're the people in that picture! You're Yakumo's friends, right? Natsuko That's right. Natsuko We're all friends -- comrades. Isn't that right? Right? Pal1 Yeah. Pal1 We're friends. Asura I was a jerk, Yakumo. Yakumo So, that's when Pai and I began our journey. Yakumo I didn't know what the triclops really thought of me, but... Pal1 Take care! Natsuko Good luck! Pal2 Turn back into a human real soon, so you can come back! Pai Pai wants to become human soon, too, so she can make lots of friends! Yakumo But, as for me, as for Pai and that monstrous triclops... Yakumo I... like her. Pai I can't stop this thing!! Pai The Statue of Humanity... Yakumo I can't die, dammit! Pai Yakumo puts himself in danger for Pai, so Pai's gonna risk her life for him!