This is an S.V. II Chicago production. (c) 1992 D Fleming. Forward any comments or suggestions to: David Fleming -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yakumo Pai! Where are you?! Yakumo Hang on, Pai! Yakumo Guess I shouldn't be surprised... Yakumo They waited for us! Pai THAT'S why I like humans! Title Wandering Yakumo It's been two weeks since we got back the Statue of Humanity... Yakumo We got settled in at Miss Huan's place, and the days passed by pretty leisurely... Steve At this rate, this thing'll take some time to analyze... Ling-Ling The power to make a Sanjiyan human, huh... Ling-Ling I wonder where it could be hidden in such a small statue... Yakumo Hey, Miss Huan! We're goin' shopping for a while! Meishin I'm comin', too! Pai You, too, Meishin? Meishin Yeah -- you guys don't know Hong Kong too well, ya know... I'll show ya around. Yakumo ...'n after all the trouble I went to... Meishin Huh? You say somethin'? Yakumo Never mind... Meishin OK, let's go! Pai Let's go! Huan The Sanjiyan and Uu... Keeping them within reach should come in handy, someday... Huan If, by any chance, Lord Kaiyanwan can't be resurrected, Huan we'll just make that girl into a second Kaiyanwan... Pai Some kippers might be good...! Yakumo Don't run off! You'll get lost! Yakumo Hopeless... Meishin Hey, Yakumo... Meishin If you become human again, what're you gonna do...? Yakumo Whaddya mean? Meishin You gonna go back to Japan? Yakumo Yeah... Of course... Meishin You're going back...? Pai Pretty fresh...! Yakumo Pai... What's Pai gonna do? Yakumo If she gets turned into a human... she's gonna go back to Tibet, won't she...? Yakumo Unless I stop her... Yakumo Pai! Come live with me in Japan! Pai I'm so happy, Yakumo! You're great! Yakumo GOTCHA! Yakumo Just kiddin'... Meishin You OK? Yakumo Ow. Meishin You're supposed to be an Uu, you reckless bastard! Yakumo Hey, Pai! Find something? Yakumo Pai! What's wrong?! Yakumo Wait! Benares You have something to say to me, boy? Yakumo There's another Uu...? Benares It'd be embarrassing to be mistaken for you. Yakumo WHAT'D you say?! Benares Give me the Statue of Humanity. It belongs to US. Yakumo The... Statue of Humanity...? Pai I'll never hand over that statue! Pai Benares -- even if it means giving my life, I'll make sure Kaiyanwan's never brought back... Benares Very well. We'll meet again, sooner or later. Yakumo That guy's Kaiyanwan's Uu? Right? Pai Yakumo! What happened?! How'd you get hurt?! Yakumo This's gettin' old... Ling-Ling What's the matter, Yakumo? Not feeling well? Ling-Ling It's kinda weird, when you stop to think about it... You and Pai, I mean... Ling-Ling Why's Pai want to become human? Are they all that great? Yakumo If you gave up being human, Ling-Ling, you'd understand how she feels... Ling-Ling Get turned into an Uu, you mean? I dunno -- it might be cool to be able to live through all that! Meishin Hey, Yakumo! Meishin It's almost time for my brother's Get Well party! Yakumo Yeah, guess you're right... Yakumo I'll be there before it starts. Meishin Guess I can still try telling him later... Yakumo We're both Uus, but, Christ, what a difference... Meishin Not too shabby, if I say so m'self... Meishin Now, for some shoes... Huan What?! Steve Look out! Pai Had to find a pair of hands to use, huh, demon? Pai You aren't Takuhi. Who are you? Benares Bring the Statue of Humanity to Aberdeen by tomorrow morning... ALONE. Pai And then, you're going to kill me? Benares I won't KILL you -- I'll just put you to sleep. I guarantee you your life. Benares If Kaiyanwan is reborn, I'll awaken you from your sleep. Pai Do you seriously expect me to believe that SAP? Benares You're looking lively, boy. Yakumo YOU? YOU made Meishin steal the statue?! Benares That was just a demonstration. Yakumo What?! Benares Listen -- if you don't want your friends in this mansion Benares to wind up like THIS, you'll do as you're told... Benares Think about what's happened here tonight. Yakumo Could you tell me what's going on? About the Uus? About Kaiyanwan? Pai Long ago, there was an evil Sanjiyan who wanted to rule this world. Pai Those of my clan tried to dissuade him... Pai He saw this as an act of hostility. They were massacred. Pai With that Uu, Benares, serving Kaiyanwan, they didn't stand a chance. Pai It was Hell on Earth... Pai Finally, the survivors of my clan decided to seal him up in the Holy Land. Pai They risked their lives... Pai When I came to, I was the only one left... Pai That's all I know. Yakumo That's what happened 300 years ago? Pai I thought that had ended it... Pai Let's fight him, Yakumo! Pai There's no safe way out of this. Will we kill Benares, or will he kill US? Pai You're my Uu -- show me what you've got! Get ready! Yakumo You OK? Meishin Somehow... Yakumo Are you gonna cancel the party? Steve It'd cause Miss Huan some trouble, since she's gotten everything ready, but after what happened today... Meishin No. We went to a lot of trouble to set up your Get Well party -- I want to go through with it... Meishin I can't just sit around like this... Meishin They say Pai saved me... Meishin Try to take care of her. Yakumo Yeah -- that's what I plan to do. Ling-Ling And, without further ado, let me, Assistant Editor Ling-Ling Lee, lead the toast! Ling-Ling To the complete recovery of Hong Kong's greatest mysticist, Steve Lon! Cheers! Minna Cheers! Steve Thanks, everybody. Steve Next time, I want to be the one who throws Pai a party when she becomes human...! Meishin And I'LL be one one who'll handle the toasts! Pai There's no safe way out of this. Will we kill Benares, or will he kill US? Yakumo Is there any chance of us winning? If we lose... Pai There's nothing on it... Meishin It'll show up in a second... See! Pai Wow! It's Pai and Yakumo! Pai Look! Look! See? Steve They're good together. Those two were made for each other. Ling-Ling Yeah, I really want to make Pai human... Pai It's us! It's us! Yakumo We've gotta win this, no matter what... Yakumo It'll be our last fight... Yakumo If we win, we'll become human. Then Pai and I can... Pai What's wrong? What're you thinking about, Yakumo? Yakumo I... If I become human again, I'm gonna go back to Japan. Pai You're leaving, Yakumo? Yakumo Yeah. W..will you come with me, Pai? I.. Yakumo I um... Uh... I lo... Pai Once we're human. Yakumo I... Pai Once we're human... Ling-Ling C'mon... Yer immortal...! Stick around fer a bit, 'n we can make some money fightin' monsters! Yakumo No way...! I'm gonna be HUMAN soon...! Huan You're sure in a good mood, Yakumo... What happened? Yakumo Issa secret! Meishin Huh? Where's Pai? Yakumo She was over there a second ago... Weird... Yakumo Maybe she went back to her room... Pai Yakumo... Everybody... Pai's gonna go kill Benares -- she's gonna come back... Pai You've been thinking about him, haven't you, Pai? Pai Takuhi's soul told me about him... Pai It'd be stupid to go alone. Pai Yakumo, Ling-Ling, and Meishin are all my pals... I don't want to cause them any more trouble. Pai But...! Pai If it's for everybody -- for Yakumo -- Pai'll risk her life... Pai But... Pai You might not know this, but if this body is destroyed, Yakumo will die, too... Pai No... Never mind... Pai Let's go! Let's kill Benares! We'll make it back! Pai Back to Yakumo... Yakumo Why'd you do it? Why'd you leave without telling me? Yakumo Let me make it in time! Yakumo Lemme make it in time! Yakumo Lemme make it there in time! Ling-Ling What IS that? Meishin Looks like it's coming from Aberdeen... Yakumo Pai never come back. Yakumo But, if I'M still alive, that means Pai's gotta be, too! Yakumo This time, I'M doing the searching... Yakumo No matter how many years it takes... Yakumo And then... Yakumo And then, together, we'll become human!